What is a bastard?

I was surfing around and found this from jokemail. I find it quite hilarious so I thought I'd share it with you.
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I'm still trying to get a hang of this blogging since I'm not exactly tech savvy, but here's the link in case you need a laugh.
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http://jokemail.blogspot.com/
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Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions like,
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“What is a bastard?”
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And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words.

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In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation.
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The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.