Business Proposal

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...but she belonged to someone else...

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One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.

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The girl said, " NO."

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Johnny said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

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She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.

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She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal.

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Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened..

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She said, "The bastard used quarters!"

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Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!